小幽默２則
2007-04-12 00:00:00小蘭
閱讀(中年級) 2007年3期
Mother: Tom， I hear you’ve been fighting with one of those boys next door and have given him a black eye.
Tom: Yeah. You see， they are twins and I want some way to tell them apart. Isn’t it a good way?
Mother: Did you eat all the cookies， Tom?
Tom: Oh， mum， I didn’t touch one.
Mother: That’s strange. There’s only one left.
Tom: That’s the one I didn’t touch.
