新生、老生大不同

9月啦，又到各大高校送舊迎新的大日子。看看剛進大學的“新新人類”和已經離校的“老油條”有何差別吧，呵呵，just to make you laugh！

Freshman: Is never in bed past noon.

Senior: Is never out of bed before noon.

Freshman: Calls the professor “Teacher.”

Senior: Calls the professor “Bob.”

Freshman: Would walk ten miles to get to class.

Senior: Drives to class if it’s more than three blocks away.

Freshman: Takes meticulous[小心翼翼的] four-color notes in class.

Senior: Occasionally stays awake for all of class.

Freshman: Memorizes the course material to get a good grade.

Senior: Memorizes the professor’s habits to get a good grade.

Freshman: Shows up at a morning exam clean， perky， and fed.

Senior: Shows up at a morning exam in sweats with a cap on and a box of pop tarts[一種果醬餡餅] in hand.

Freshman: Goes on a grocery-shopping trip with Mom before moving onto campus.

Senior: Has a beer with Mom before moving into a share house.

Freshman: Is excited about the world of possibilities that awaits him/her， the unlimited vista of educational opportunities， the chance to expand one’s horizons and really make a contribution to society.

Senior: Is excited about new dryers in the laundry room.