英語冷笑話
2008-12-31 00:00:00佚名
中國校外教育(中旬) 2008年10期
(一)
“If you refuse to marry me，”he swore，“I shall die.”
She refused him.
Sixty years later， he died.
“如果你拒絕嫁給我，我會去死！”他發(fā)誓說。
她拒絕了他。
他死了，在六十年后。
(二)
Lily: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.
Mary: Why was that?
Lily: She wasn’t wearing one.
莉莉：當(dāng)我阿姨在聚會上被要求摘下面具的時候，她十分尷尬。
瑪麗：為什么呢？
莉莉：她沒有戴面具。
（齊齊薦）
