幽默兩則
2008-12-31 00:00:00毛琳
讀寫算·小學(xué)低年級 2008年8期
Carrot
Patient: You say carrot is good for eyesight. Is that true?
Doctor: Certainly. Have you ever seen rabbits wearing glasses?
胡蘿卜
患者：你說過吃胡蘿卜對視力有幫助，是真的嗎?
醫(yī)生：當(dāng)然，你見過戴眼鏡的兔子嗎?
Doll
Bobby: Billy broke my new doll!
Mum: How did he do?
Bobby: I hit him over the head with it.
玩具娃娃
鮑伯：比利弄壞了我的玩具娃娃。
媽媽：他怎么弄壞的?
鮑伯：在我用玩具娃娃打他頭的時候。
