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這只孔雀不知有啥“本事”，讓紐約的警察抓狂不已。

The police of New York try their best to catch a wandering（四處游蕩的）peacock for the second time， but they fail（失敗）again. This time the peacock is walking on a roof（屋頂）. It is so funny for people to see the police officials running here and there after the peacock. But that’s not so funny for the police.

有些人認為貓和狗不能飼養在一起，其實這種看法是錯誤或者說是片面的，這只狗就能與貓成為好友。

Nenna is my new dog. There is a funny thing about Nenna——she loves cats. She is always playing with them. Another thing is that she can make sounds like a pig， it sounds really funny and cute. Nenna can walk on two legs. She is very playful. If a new person comes to visit us， she is always happy and wants to get petted（愛撫）.

二維碼近來可流行了，瞧，這股風都刮到奶牛身上來了！

A dairy farm puts QR codes onto cows on Southfields farm in Somerby， Leicestershire. The idea is to give consumers（顧客）more information about their cows’ lives.

運營東京塔的日本波塔公司日前為一名特殊的“新員工”——可說四國語言的觀景臺向導機器人舉行了歡迎儀式。除日語之外，該機器人還會用英語、漢語和韓語提供服務。

Each year， many people visit Tokyo Tower in Japan. Now， there is a special guide， a robot， working for people.

The robot guide is 160cm tall and weighs（重）200kg. It can speak four languages——Japanese， English， Chinese and Korean. It gives information（信息）about Tokyo Tower to visitors in these four languages. The robot guide dose the rounds of the second floor of the 150-meter-high deck and gives visitors audio information about what they can see below（機器導游在150米高的大觀景臺2樓巡回服務，用語音介紹參觀者眼前的風景）.

Nippon Television City Crop.， the operator（運營商）of Tokyo Tower， hopes the robot guide can attract（吸引）more visitors to Tokyo Tower.

Two robbers were robbing a hotel.

The first robber said， “I hear sirens. Jump！”

The second one said， “But we’re on the 13th floor！”

The first one screamed back， “This is no time to be superstitious（迷信的） ！”

Stan： I won 92 goldfish.

Fred： Where are you going to keep them？

Stan： In the bathtub.

Fred： But what will you do when you want to take a bath？

Stan： Blindfold（蒙眼睛） them！

I think that I’m a chicken

Psychiatrist： What’s your problem？

Patient： I think I’m a chicken.

Psychiatrist： How long has this been going on？

Patient： Ever since I was an egg！

（肖燕玲）