一手交錢一手交貨

Sometimes I think North America is a fat dragon.

有時我覺得北美洲好像一條肥龍啊。

為啥我沒交作業(yè)？

⒈最直接的理由

What homework?

什么作業(yè)？

⒉最得瑟的理由

Aliens took it as a sample of human handwriting.

作業(yè)被外星人拿去當人類字跡樣本了。

⒊最惡心的理由

My dog ate it. Seriously, look I brought a stool sample.

作業(yè)被狗給吃了。真的，你看，我?guī)砹思S便樣本。

⒋最殘忍的理由

My father had a nervous breakdown and cut it up to make paper dolls.

我老爸有點神經失常，把作業(yè)剪裁開來折紙玩偶了。

⒌最有愛的理由

My mother took it to have it framed.

我媽媽把作業(yè)裝裱了。

⒍最“權威”的理由

The District Court of Appeals recently ruled that homework is officially cruel and unusual punishment.

地方法院最近裁定家庭作業(yè)是官方的不人道和非常規(guī)的懲罰措施。

I need to see the cash first.

一手交錢一手交貨。

沒人舉手，老師：我點到誰誰上來。

聽到老媽上樓的腳步聲，你必須切換到超強旋風模式以便在

她逮到你之前完事，因為你不能停，也停不住。