幽默小故事

張恒

（一）

Jennifer was taking an afternoon sleep on New Years Eve1. When she wokeup， she said to her dad， “Dad， I dreamt that you have bought me a new car as aNew Year gift. What does it all mean？”Dad smiled and answered，“Wait， you willcome to know tonight.”

At midnight2， when the New Year was chiming3， Dad gave her a small box.Jennifer opened it quickly and she found a book named！

新年前一天，詹妮弗正在睡午覺。她醒來后對爸爸說：“爸爸，我剛夢見你給我買了一輛新車作為新年禮物。這意味著什么呢？”爸爸笑著回答：“等等吧，今晚你就知道了。”

午夜，新年的鐘聲敲響之時，爸爸給了她一個小盒子。詹妮弗很快打開了它，發現里面是一本名叫《夢與夢的意義》的書！

（二）

Tom： What did a math book complain4 to another math book？

Linda： Oh， I have tired of lot of problems！

湯姆：一本數學書向另一本數學書抱怨了什么？

琳達：哎呀，我對這么多問題已經厭煩了！

（三）

Mom： What is the best thing which you can put into a birthday cake？

Gina： My teeth！

媽媽：你能放進生日蛋糕里的最棒的東西是什么？

吉娜：我的牙齒！

（四）

Jim hits a cars end. A man gets out of the car and asks，“Have you ever eventaken a driving test？”Jim shouted，“Yes， I have， and many times！ ”

吉姆和一輛車追尾了。一名男子從那輛車里下來，問道：“你考過駕照嗎？”吉姆喊道：“是的，我考過，而且考了很多次！”

（五）

Henry： There is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that？

Mary： Dead5 fish.

亨利：有一種魚永遠不會游泳。那是什么魚？

瑪麗：死魚。

（六）

A man is stopped by the police at 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at thistime of night. The man says， “I am on my way to a lesson about alcohol abuse6，smoking and staying out late.”The policeman then asks，“Really？ Who is giving thatlesson at this time of night？”The man says，“That would be my wife7.”

凌晨2 點，一名男子被警察攔住，問他晚上這個時候要去哪里。該男子說：“我正要去上一堂關于酗酒、吸煙和熬夜的課。”警察接著問：“真的嗎？誰在晚上這個時候上課？”該男子說：“是我妻子。”

Notes

1. eve . 前夕；前一天

2. midnight. 午夜；半夜

3. chime?.鈴或鐘；鳴響；敲響

4. complain. 訴說；病痛；抱怨

5. dead . 死的；無生命的

6. alcohol abuse.酒精；濫用；酗酒