代數老師:看看你的兒子怎么學數學的,90減去45等于下半場!
父親:我回去是得好好教導他了,他竟然沒考慮到加時賽的情況。
The teacher of algebra: Your son's algebra is so bad that he said 90 minus 45 equals the second half.
The father: I really will reach him a good lesson back home. He even couldn't take the meet at a even score into consideration.
我準備請你吃飯,你想來嗎?快點告訴我,說呀……短信看完,時效已過。
I'd like to invite you to dinner. Do you have spare time? Please tell me at once, please...the message is over and the time limitation ceased.
你走吧!走得越遠越好。請你不要再纏著我,我真的受不了你了,你只會帶給我傷害,你對我越是親切,我越痛苦……飛遠一點,死蚊子!
Go away!Go as far as you could. Please don't keep worrying any longer. I can't bear you any more. You will only hurt me. The nearer you come to me, the more aching I feel...Fly away, the disgusted mosquito!
◆編輯:Cola