噴飯短信園

It is raining for the cloud is crying; the lover goes away for the love loses; the wind stops for it is tired; the sun is setting for it is drunk; the piggy is laughing for it is looking at the short message. 天下雨了是云兒哭了；愛人走了是愛情輸了；風(fēng)兒累了是要去睡了；夕陽醉了是要下墜了；看短信的小豬傻呵呵地笑了。

A-jie went by the cemetery and heard some knocking sound. He got very scared. The he set his heart at rest， for he saw someone was stroking the tombstone. He asked: \"What are you doing， Sir? \" They mad a mistake on my tombstone. 阿杰走過墓地，聽到敲擊聲，很是害怕，見到一個(gè)人摸墓碑，才放心，問：“先生你在干嗎？”那人說：“他們把我的墓碑刻錯(cuò)了。”

Judge: Why did you make the counterfeit money ? 法官：你為什么要印假鈔？

Defendant: Because I didn't know how to make the real one！被告：我實(shí)在不會(huì)印真鈔啊！

◆編輯：Cola