幽默放送

看情況而定

一天，一位醫生到鞋店買了雙鞋。他在離開柜臺之前，問售貨員：“這雙鞋能穿多長時間？“

“看情況而定。如果您不穿它，那它們永遠也不會壞。”

幾天后，這位售貨員病了，去醫院看病。這位醫生碰巧是那位顧客。

當售貨員拿了處方后，問道：“吃了這藥，我的病多長時間才能好呀？”

“看情況而定。”醫生說，“如果你不吃藥，你的病永遠也好不了。”

It Depends

One day a doctor went to a store and bought a pair of shoes. Before he left the shoes counter, he asked the salesgirl: " How long will this pair of shoes last?"

"It depends. If you don t use it, the shoes will never wear out."

Several days later the salesgirl fell ill and went to a hospital. And the happened to be the customer she served. After the girl got the prescription from the doctor, she asked: "How soon will I get better with the medicine?"

"It depends. " The doctor answered, "If you don t use it, you will never get better.

腦筋急轉彎：

1. 什么樣的輪子只轉不走？

2. 什么水不能喝？

超速的理由

哈里與勞埃德超速行駛，一輛警車攔住了他們。

“你們為什么開那么快？”警官喊道。

“我們的剎車不好，因此我們想在發生事故前趕緊到達目的地。”

Excuse for Speeding

Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.

"Why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.

"Our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!"

睡前禱告

朱莉葉在做睡前祈禱。“禱告上帝，”她說，“讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都吧。讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都吧。”

媽媽打斷她說：“朱莉葉，你為什么求上帝讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都呢？”

朱莉葉回答說：“因為我的地理考卷上是這么寫的。”

Bedtime Prayers

Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy."

Her mother interrupted and said. "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"

And Julie replied, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam!"

腦筋急轉彎答案：

1.Pinwheel

2.Salary

他是大人物嗎？

湯姆：我叔叔手下有500人。

杰克：他一定是位重要人物啦。

湯姆：并非真的如此——他在一個墓地上當守墓人。

Is He Somebody?

Tom: My uncle has 500 men under him.

Jack: He must be very important.

Tom: Not really---he is a maintenance man in a cemetery.