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Its Empty

Little Jane went home with a stomachache.

“Come on, eat some food,” Mum said. “Your stomach is hurting because its empty. Itll be all right if you have something in it.”

An hour later, Dad came home with a headache. “Thats because its empty,” said little Jane. “Youd be all right if you had something in it.”

它是空的

小珍妮忍著胃痛回到家。

“來吧,吃些東西。”媽媽說,“你胃痛是因為胃里空了,吃些東西就會好的。”

一小時后,爸爸忍著頭痛回到家。“那是因為你腦袋里是空的,”小珍妮說,“如果你在里面放些東西就會好的。”

The Best Chess Player

One Sunday, Mary went to visit her friend Tom. She was surprised to find him playing chess with his pet dog.

Mary watched the game for a while and said,“I can hardly believe my eyes! Thats the cleverest dog Ive ever seen.”

“Ah, its not so clever,” Tom said.“ Ive beaten him three games out of five.”

最優秀的棋手

一個星期天,瑪麗去拜訪朋友湯姆。令她驚奇的是湯姆正在和他的寵物狗下棋。

瑪麗看了一會兒棋局,驚訝道:“我簡直不敢相信自己的眼睛!它是我見過的最聰明的狗。”

“啊,它可沒那么聰明,”湯姆說,“每五局它都會輸給我三局呢!” (苗苗)