耳朵后面可以種土豆

媽媽語錄

Just wait till your father gets home.

等你爹回來再收拾你。

What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?

別人干什么你就干什么啊?要是別人都去跳崖,你去不去?

If you don't eat those, you will stunt your growth.

不吃這個你怎么長得大?

Don't eat those, they will stunt your growth.

別吃這些對長身體不好的東西。

Don't put that in your mouth; you don't know where it's been!

別把不知道哪來的東西放到嘴里!

You have enough dirt behind those ears to grow potatoes!

你耳朵后面的土都可以用來種土豆了!

Because I said so.

我說怎樣就是怎樣。

Because I'm your mother that's why.

我是你媽,這就是為什么。

If you fall out of that tree and break you leg, don't come running to me.

如果你從樹上掉下來摔斷了腿,別跟我這哭哭啼啼的。

女兒回話

I may not often say it, but I do love you.

我也許并不常掛在嘴上,但我真正愛您。

To the world's number one mom!

獻給世界上最好的媽媽!

Thank you for everything over the years, mom.

媽媽,謝謝您這些年來所做的一切。

I may not be angels all of the time, but I do appreciate what you do.

我也許不是一直都像天使那樣乖巧,但我確實感謝您的教誨。■