Jokes

Where do babies come from?

小孩從哪里來(lái)?

I asked my father where babies come from.

He says you download them from theInternet.

我問爸爸小孩是從哪里來(lái)的，他說(shuō)是從網(wǎng)上下載的。

An Essential .Correction

實(shí)質(zhì)性的糾正

Teacher: Walter， why don't you wash Your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.

Walter: What was it?

Teacher: Eggs.

Walter: Wrong， teacher. That was yesterday.

老師：沃爾特，你為什么不洗臉?我看得出你今天早飯吃了什么。

沃爾特：我吃了什么?

老師：雞蛋。

沃爾特：錯(cuò)了，老師。那是昨天吃的。

I Don't Feel Like Getting into an Argument

我不想爭(zhēng)論

\"Gerald，\" asked the teacher， \"what is the shape of the earth?\"

\"It's round，\" answered Gerald.

\"How do you know it's round?\"

continued the teacher.

\"All right， it's square then，\" he replied，

\" I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!\"

“杰拉爾德，”老師說(shuō)，“地球是什么形狀的?”

“是圓形的，”杰拉爾德回答。

“你怎么知道是圓的?”老師繼續(xù)問。

“好，那就是方的吧，”他回答說(shuō)?！拔艺娴牟幌牒湍鸂?zhēng)論這件事!”

Who Should be Given the Present?

禮物該給誰(shuí)?

A father of five came home with a toy，summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present， \"Who is the most obedient， never talks back to mother and does everything he or she is told?\" he inquired. There was silence and then a chores of voices .. \"You play with it， Daddy!\"

一個(gè)有五個(gè)孩子的父親帶著一件玩具回到家里，把孩子們召集來(lái)問這件禮物應(yīng)該給誰(shuí)?！罢l(shuí)最聽話，從不和媽媽頂嘴，讓干什么就干什么?”他問道。

大家都不吭聲。過了一會(huì)兒，孩子們異口同聲地說(shuō)：“爸爸，您玩兒吧?！?/p>