
Where is the egg
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word “egg”?
Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the “egg”?
Student:In the cake,Sir.
雞蛋在哪里
老師:你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎?
學(xué)生:可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。
老師:“雞蛋”在哪?
學(xué)生:在蛋糕里,先生。
He is really somebody
Mike:My uncle has 1000 men under him.
Ton:He is really somebody.What does do?
Mike:A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一個(gè)大人物
邁克:我叔叔下面有1000個(gè)人。
湯姆:他真是一個(gè)大人物。他是干什么的?
邁克:墓地的守墓人。
A great man
Teacher:Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
一名偉人
老師:如果莎士比亞還活著,他會(huì)是一名偉人嗎?
學(xué)生:當(dāng)然。因?yàn)榈侥壳盀橹梗€沒有人活到400多歲。