The Magic Hat 魔法帽

Jokes

Jimmy’s family is having lunch. They have rice， fish， eggs and vegetables for lunch.

Jimmy eats the fish and says， “Mum， the fish is very delicious. If you don’t put in fish bones*， it will be better*.*”

我變，我變，我變變變！別眨眼，快看看我從魔法帽中變出了什么！

Lucy: How timid（膽小的） the sun is!

Lily: Why do you think so?

Lucy: Because it only comes out in the daytime（白天）.

Tommy: Black hens are more clever* than white hens.*

Judy: How do you know?

Tommy: Well， the black hens can lay（下蛋） white eggs， but the white hens can’t lay black ones.

Mother: John， if the car is made of chocolate， which part will you eat first?*

John: Wheels（輪子）! Then the car can’t drive away（開走）.

bone /bEJn/ n. 骨

better /5betE/ adj. 更好的（good的比較級）

clever /5klevE/ adj. 聰明的

dirty /5d\\:tI/ adj. 臟的

Brain Teasers

1. What’s white when it’s dirty*?

2. What has three hands but only one face?

3. What kind of dog doesn’t bite（咬） or

bark（吠）?

4. What two letters（字母） mean（意思是）

“all right”?

5. Why do fish live in water?

閱讀小助手：

If you don’t put in fish bones， it will be better. 如果你不放魚骨頭進去，那就更好了。

Black hens are more clever than white hens. 黑母雞比白母雞聰明。

John， if the car is made of chocolate， which part will you eat first? 約翰，假如有輛車子是用巧克力做的，你會先吃車子的哪個部分？

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