逃課理由知多少

人生在校十幾載，誰都會有偶爾不想上課的時候，這個時候你腦海里就會浮現兩個字——請假！在老師們收到的不勝枚舉的請假理由中，不乏一些雷人搞怪之舉。一起來看看吧1

1.The most honorable reason：I lookso handsome，and I can’t even shift girlstudents’attention away from me

最體面的理由：我長得太帥，別班女生上課時總看我。

2.The most pragmatic reason：Theprofessor is so ugly that it affects my vision

最實事求是的理由：教授太難看，影響我的視力。

3.The most bofng reason：My deskmatesdonot chatwithme

最無聊的理由：我同桌不陪我聊天。

4.The most helpless reason：All mySocks have been。unwashed for half a month，Ican do nothing but stay at home

最無奈的理由：我的所有襪子已經半個月沒洗了，今天沒得穿，只好在家待著。

5.The worst possible insult to the Ministry of Education：The desk 0f my school is so hard that it hasserious undermined my sleep quality

最侮辱教育部的理由：學校的桌椅太硬，影響我的睡眠質量。

6.The most disgraceful reason：On my，way to shool I had knocked down a beautitulgirl and my glasses got erashed，now I had to get it repaired

最丟面子的理由：上學路上撞上了美女，摔壞了眼鏡，不得不去修。

7.The most frustrated reason：I have justbeen jilted，s0 I don't feel like study today

最受挫折的理由：我失戀了，罷課一天。

8.The most suffering reason：My toiletpaper has been run out，I can do nothingbut stay in the toilet and wait for my mother’scoming back

最遭罪的理由：我家的衛生紙用光了，我在廁所坐到我媽下班。

9.The most progressive reason：I pickedup oneyuan onmyway home，then it took mea whole day to find an officer to give him themoney

最進步的理由：我撿到一塊錢，找了一天的警察叔叔。

10.The cheapest reason：I am going tohelp my classmate carry cabbage today

最廉價的理由：今天幫同學家扛大白菜。

11.The most abstract reason：Abespectacled donkey should draw on thestreet，and I looked on it for an entire day

最抽象的理由：一頭戴眼鏡的驢在街上畫畫，我在旁邊看了一天。

12.The most shameful reason：I ate toomuch at lunch。and I Just can't bear to sitdown。it’s so unconfortable

最可恥的理由：中午吃得太多，坐著難受。

13.The most innocent reason：I wascounting and seeing how many stars there areinthe sky all night

最天真的理由：昨夜我數了一夜的星星。

14.The Most morbid reason：I spent awhole day in brushing my teeth

最病態的理由：我刷了一天牙。

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