
Teacher:OK, class! Please tell me some animals you know.
Lucy:Dog.
Lily:Cat.
Jim:Dog.
Teacher:Jim, Lucy has mentioned(提到)dog. Please tell me another(另一個)one.
Jim:No, sir. I mean another dog, but not Lucy’s dog.*
Bill: dreamed I went to the sun last night, but I didn’t get burned(燒焦). Do you know why?
Alice: don’t know. Please tell me!
Bill:Because I went to the sun at night.
Tom: What’s the difference between a monkey and a flea(跳蚤)?
Tim: It’s hard to say. Can you tell me?
Tom: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can’t have monkeys.
(江蘇揚州 竇立洋 推薦)
Dad: Mike, what’s four and six?
Mike: I don’t know, Dad.
Dad: You are foolish*. It’s ten.
Mike: That’s not right. My teacher told us, “Five and five is ten.”
(江蘇徐州 劉欣悅 推薦)
David: Is milk very expensive*, Dad?
Dad: No. What’s wrong?
David: Well, I spilt(濺出) some milk on the new sofa. Mum looks very angry.
(江蘇徐州 劉欣悅 推薦)
George knocked(敲) on the door of his friend’s house. When his friend’s mother opened the door, he asked, “Can Albert come out to play?”
“No,” said the mother. “It’s too cold.”
“Well, then,” said George. “Can his football come out to play?”
Word Bank
foolish /5fu:lIF/ adj. 笨的
expensive /Ik5spensIv/ adj. 昂貴的
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I mean another dog, but not Lucy’s dog.
我說的是另一只狗,而不是露西說的那只。
What’s the difference between a monkey and a flea? 一只猴子和一只跳蚤有什么不同?