我家有個規矩，吃飯的時候不能說話

我家有個規矩，吃飯的時候不能說話

H0USE RULES， N0 TALKING OURING OINNER

I took my eight-yearold niece to shop for clothes today. Suddenly， she went excited and shouted to me，"Look! That man is uglier than you!" Well， I think she won't get her red packer next year.

今天我帶8歲的外甥女逛街買衣服。忽然，她興奮地跳起來叫道：“快看，那人長得比舅舅還難看耶！”我想，明年的壓歲錢，她別想要了。沒想到，她“嗷”地一聲哭了：“啊？是啥時候的事呀？他倆不過啦？！”說著，一邊哭一邊找她媽去了，留下我一個人哭笑不得。大家都去看他，我想知道他的病情，便問：“醫生怎么說？”他回道：“Doctor！”。

My cousin has a sixyear-old daughter and she is such a smart and lovely girl. I always like to tease her. When we were having dinner together yesterday， I asked her："Who do you like best，your mom or your dad？" Out of my expectaion， she cried. "What？ When did this happen？ Are they getting a divorce？" Then she went to look for her mom while crying， which overwhelmed me.

表哥家的女兒六歲，鬼靈精怪，挺討人喜歡的，我很喜歡逗她。昨天一起吃飯的時候，我隨口問道：“你更喜歡爸爸，還是更喜歡媽媽呢？”

I got the runs after I drank the drink my roommate gave me this morning， so I asked him， "What's the stuff you gave me this morning？How come I got the runs after I had it？" He answered， "Ah! I got the runs too. I just couldn't find out the reason so I wanted you to have a drink..."

早上我喝了室友的飲料后拉肚子，便問室友：“你給我喝的是不是過期貨啊？我怎么喝完后拉肚子到現在？”他回道：“啊？我也拉肚子，就是找不到原因，所以請你喝喝看……”

My roommate was sent to hospital for over-fatigue because he prepared for his CET. I went to visit to know how he felt like so I asked. "What did the doctor say？" He answered， "D-O-C-T-OR，doctor!"

舍友英語考級，日夜不休地背單詞，終于疲勞過度進了醫院，

The first I went to visit my girlfriend， parents. I wanted to tell a joke to break the ice at the table but her dad said："House rules，no talking during dinner." Later after I went there for seceral times， I got along very well with her dad and he always asked me to tell jokes during dinner. Once my girlfriend whisperpd to her dad， "How come you forget our house rule？”Her dad whispered back， "Your boyfriend is a fast eater. I need to slow him down or there would be noting left for us to eat."

第一次去女友家，吃飯的時候我想活躍下氣氛，就準備講個笑話，但她爸很嚴厲地說：“我家有個規矩，吃飯的時候不能說話。”后來去多了，熟了，每次吃飯的時候，她爸都要聽我講笑話。女友小聲地問她爸：“您忘了咱家的規矩？”她爸也小聲地說：“這貨吃飯也太快了，不讓他說話咱都沒菜吃了。”