Wetting Pants你是故意的

譯/Leon.Z.Tsang 繪/七空

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Wetting Pants你是故意的

譯/Leon.Z.Tsang 繪/七空

A nine-year-old kid was sitting at his desk when suddenly there is a puddle①puddle 英 ［'p?d（?）l］ 美 ［'p?dl］ n. 水坑，泥潭；膠土（由粘土與水和成，不透水）vt. 使泥濘，攪渾；把……搗制成膠土；攪煉；用膠土填塞 vi. 攪泥漿；在水坑中嬉戲The children always puddle about after a rain. 雨后孩子們常在水坑中潑水玩耍。between his feet and front of his pants is wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly image how this has happened. It's never happened before， and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out， they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives .

The boy puts his head down and prays his prayer， "Dear God，this is an emergency②emergency 英 ［?'m??d?（?）ns?］ 美 ［?'m?d??nsi］ n. 緊急情況；突發事件；非常時刻 adj. 緊急的；備用的We always regard him as a friend， but he showed his colours in the current emergency.我們一貫把他看作朋友， 但在當前的緊急關頭中， 他原形畢露了。！ I need help now！"

He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered.

As the teacher is walking toward him， a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and dumps the bowl of the water in the boy's lap. The boy pretends to be angry，but all the while is saying to himself， "Thank you， Lord！ Thank you， Lord ！"

Now all of a sudden， instead of being the object of ridicule ， the boy is the object of sympathy . But the ridicule③ridicule 英 ［'r?d?kju?l］ 美 ［'r?d?'kj?l］ vt. 嘲笑；嘲弄；愚弄 n. 嘲笑；笑柄；愚弄You have done all this！ and yet you can treat the mention of his misfortunes withcontempt and ridicule.這些事都是你做的，可是人家一提到他的不幸，你還要鄙視和嘲笑。that should have been his has been transferred to someone else-Susie.

She tries to help ， but they tell her， "You've done enough， you idiot ！"

Finally， at the end of the day，as they are waiting for the bus，the boy walks over to Susie and whispers，"You did that on purpose，didn't you ？ "

Susie whispers back， "I wet my pants once too."

一個九歲的小男孩正坐在課桌旁，突然在他兩腳之間出現了一灘水，他的褲子前面濕了一片。他覺得心臟都要停止跳動了，他甚至不能相信這是怎么發生的。他以前從沒尿過褲子，他知道一旦男孩子們發現了，就會被取笑個沒完沒了；一旦女孩子們發現了，在他有生之日，她們再也不會理睬他了。

小男孩埋下頭禱告：“慈愛的上帝，有緊急情況啊！我現在急需你的幫助！”

他從禱告中抬起頭，老師走了過來，她的眼神似乎在說他的糗事被發現了。

當老師朝他走近的時候，一個名叫蘇茜的同學正端著一個盛滿水的金魚缸。蘇茜在老師的面前絆倒了，魚缸里的水灑在了男孩的腿上。男孩假裝很生氣，心里卻一直對自己說：“感謝上帝！感謝上帝！”

現在，突然間男孩得到了大家的同情，而不是嘲笑。但是原本應該由他承受的嘲笑卻落到了另一個人身上 蘇茜。

蘇茜想要幫忙，但是他們卻讓她走開：“你惹的麻煩夠多了，你這個笨蛋！”

終于，這一天結束了，孩子們正在等車，男孩子走到蘇茜面前小聲說：“你是故意那么做的，是吧？”

蘇茜小聲回復：“我也曾經尿過一次褲子。”