Dentist
Dentist: “Please stop howling1. I haven’t even touched your tooth yet.”
Patient: “I know, but you are standing on my foot!”
牙醫
牙醫:“請不要再叫了。我還沒碰你的牙呢。”
病人:“我知道,可你正踩著我的腳呀!”
Mother: Tom got 95 marks in the exam, what about you, Jack?
Son: Mine is just a point more than his.
Mother: Oh, good boy. What on earth is it?
Son: 9.5 marks.
多少分?
母親:湯姆考試考了95分,杰克,你呢?
兒子:我就比他多一點。
母親:哦,好孩子,到底多少分啊?
兒子:9.5分。
Billy and his brother Davy were in the same class. The teacher asked them to write a composition2 “My Mother”. Davy wrote one and Billy just copied it.
The next day the teacher asked Billy, “How is it that your composition is exactly the same with Davy’s?”
“We have the same mother, don’t we?” replied Billy.
同一個母親
比利和他的哥哥戴維在同一個班級。老師要求他們寫一篇作文“我的媽媽”。戴維寫了一篇,比利按照它照抄了下來。
第二天老師問比利:“為什么你的作文和戴維的是完全一樣的?”
“我們有同一個母親,不是嗎?”比利回答說。