“待會”是做任何事的最佳時機
Later Is the Best Time to Do Anything

Calvin and Douglas Adams together make me want to curl up and cry.
A close second would be this one:
凱文和道格拉斯·亞當斯一起讓我想蜷成一團哭泣。
Calvin: What grade do you get?
Douglas: I got an "A".
Calvin: Really? Boy, I'd hate to be you. I got a "C".
Douglas: Why on earth would you rather get a "C" than an "A"?!
Calvin: I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
凱文:你得了多少分?
道格拉斯:我得了A。
這本身并沒有什么具體含義,我力求體現的是一種哲學觀念,經過生與死兩種力量的不斷斗爭,生命、人性才會得到升華和進化。生與死,白天與黑夜、善與惡緊緊地交織在一起,雖不規則,但又是一個整體。
凱文:真的?噢,哥們兒,我真同情你。我得了C。
道格拉斯:到底是為什么你寧愿得個C也不想得A?
凱文:我發現,大家對我抱的期望越低,我的生活也就越輕松。
This teaches so much about society.
真是反映了社會中不少道理。
I just want to say no matter how hard it could be, I must have a second child. When I'm dying someday, I don't want to put my kid in terror of making big decisions. If he has a brother or sister...they can discuss about some important things. For example, A: Let's stop using the oxygen tube! B:OK.
我想說的是,不管養孩子有多艱難,一定要生兩個。因為等我老得快死的時候……我怕一個孩子拿不了主意……如果是兩個人就不一樣了……他們可以商量。A:把氧氣管拔了吧?B:好!
1. My phone screen is brighter than my future
我的手機屏幕比我的未來還要亮 。
2.Later is the best time to do anything.
“待會兒”是做任何事情的最佳時機。
3. The only exercise this month I've done is running out of my money.
這個月我做的唯一運動是花光所有錢。
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
自從我聽說“人還是死于天然原因者居多”之后,我就再也不敢拼命吃天然食品了。

兒子:我給你做了禮物。
爸爸:哇哦,好棒(這什么鬼)
兒子:這是艘宇宙飛船
爸爸:我看也是(看起來更像是一堆垃圾)。
爸爸:你做宇宙飛船做得很棒!(還是繼續鼓勵)未來某天
老頭兒,這次,我給你做了這個,夠貴了不?