Homework Jokes
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瘋狂英語·初中天地 2017年2期
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Homework Jokes
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— Why don’t fish need to do homework?
— Because they’re always swimming inschools[魚群].
— Why did the boy eat his homework?
— Because his teacher said it wasa piece of cake[小菜一碟].
— What did the dog say to his classmate?
— “Can I copy your homework? I ate mine.”
— Why is your homework in your father’shandwriting[筆跡]?
— Because I used his pen!
— Today my teacheryelled at[沖……叫喊]me for something I didn’t do.
— What was that?
— My homework!
— Why do people do homework?
— Because the homework doesn’t know how to do it itself!
— Teacher says to little Mary, “I want you
draw a picture of a house.”
— Little Mary says, “That must be my HOMEwork.”
— SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4.
— HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8.
— EXAM: Mike has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early,calculate[計算]the sun’smass[質(zhì)量].
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