For a woman in Xuchang, Henan province, love is not about spontaneity. It’s not about a chance meeting, or fate, or any of that silly romantic hogwash. Love is about an ironclad contract. And no, we’re not talking about marriage or pre-nups. On this year’s Valentine’s Day, of all days, the woman decided, according to news portal China News, that her dates had to first sign a 72-hour contract which stipulated no unwanted physical contact and that they must indulge her with walks in the park. The contract included a clause which allowed for them to continue the relationship if they both desired. Can’t you feel the love?