
Girl, you need a cheeseburger.
女孩,你需要來個芝士漢堡啊。(太瘦了也……)

She's been inching closer to the paté for several minutes...
她慢慢靠近罐頭肉醬,已經持續幾分鐘了……(到底吃還是不吃,好糾結啊……)

I'm just gonna take a sip K?
嘿嘿,我就喝一點點哈?(你不會介意吧……)

Him? No, he doesn't want a cookie. He says I can have two.
你問他?不不,他不想吃餅干。他說了都給我就行。(全權代言人……)

Turns out my dog has the same reaction to spiders on the ceiling as I do...
事實證明,我的狗看到蜘蛛后,和我的反應真滴是一模一樣啊……(真是太恐怖了……)

I think my cat is trying to summon a demon...
我覺得吧,我的喵在召喚惡魔……(嚇死你……)