雞飛狗跳的校園生活(一)
2017-07-31 19:46:50一沁
瘋狂英語·初中天地 2017年7期
雞飛狗跳的校園生活(一)
What's Going on at school (1)
Joe: What’s the king of all school supplies[學習用品]?
Moe: I don’t know. What?
Joe: The ruler.
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray[萬歲]!
Teacher: And we will have the other half this afternoon.
Stevie: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today!
Mom: That’s great! What in?
Stevie: A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling.
Mom: What did you do at school today?
Mark: We did a guessing game.
Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam.
Mark: That’s right!
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula[化學式]for water?
Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it is H to O注.
注：水的化學式是H2O。
