Three Surgeons
Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills.
"A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one, "Today that man is a concert violinist."
"That's nothing," said another, "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."
"I can top both of you," said the third, "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. There was nothing left but a horse's posterior and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate."
三個外科醫生
三個有名的外科醫生正在吹噓他們的技術。
“有個人斷了一只手,他來找我,”一個醫生說,“如今那個人是音樂會的小提琴手。”
“這算不了什么,”另一個醫生說,“有個人兩條腿斷了,他來找我,我將它們接了回去。如今,那個人是馬拉松選手。”
“我比你們兩個都強,”第三個醫生說,“一天,我遇到一場可怕的車禍。現場除了一個馬屁股和一副眼鏡,什么都沒有留下。如今,那個人坐在美國參議院里。”endprint