幽默可樂
2017-09-20 17:05:58
少年博覽·初中版 2017年9期
Three Surgeons
Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills.
"A man came to me who had his hand cut off，" said one， "Today that man is a concert violinist."
"That's nothing，" said another， "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on， and today that man is a marathon runner."
"I can top both of you，" said the third， "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. There was nothing left but a horse's posterior and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate."
三個外科醫生
三個有名的外科醫生正在吹噓他們的技術。
“有個人斷了一只手，他來找我，”一個醫生說，“如今那個人是音樂會的小提琴手。”
“這算不了什么，”另一個醫生說，“有個人兩條腿斷了，他來找我，我將它們接了回去。如今，那個人是馬拉松選手。”
“我比你們兩個都強，”第三個醫生說，“一天，我遇到一場可怕的車禍。現場除了一個馬屁股和一副眼鏡，什么都沒有留下。如今，那個人坐在美國參議院里。”endprint
