去翻我朋友口袋

去翻我朋友口袋

醫生和工程師走進一家巧克力店，店里生意很忙，醫生趁他們不注意，偷了三塊巧克力藏到口袋里。

離開巧克力店之后，醫生自豪地跟工程師說：“伙計，我的偷法真絕。我偷了三塊巧克力，誰也沒有看見，看看你，你什么也沒撈著。”

工程師說：“那么，你想不想看看什么才叫高明的技法？我們回去，我倒要讓你見識見識什么才叫真正的偷。”

于是他們倆又回到巧克力店，工程師跟柜臺邊的銷售員說：“你好，想不想看魔術？”

銷售員不假思索地回答：“想。”

工程師說：“拿塊巧克力給我?！变N售員給了他一塊，工程師把巧克力塞到嘴里吃了，他又問銷售員要第二塊，也吃掉了，他又要了第三塊，也把第三塊吃掉了。

銷售員睜大眼睛仔細看著眼前發生的一切，說：“我倒要看看你從哪里將巧克力拿出來。魔術師都是這么表演的。”

工程師回答：“去翻我朋友的口袋?！?

（編譯/夏殷棕）

Chocolate Store Magic

A doctor and an engineer entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking around, the doctor stole three chocolate bars.As they left the store, the doctor said to engineer, “Man, I’m the best thief ever! I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can’t beat that.”

The engineer replied, “Okay, you wanna see something better? Let’s go back to the store and I’ll show you real stealing.”

So they both went up to the counter and the engineer said to the shop boy, “Hey, would you like to see some magic?”

The shop boy replied, “Yes.”

The engineer said, “Give me one chocolate bar.” The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it... He asked for the second, and he ate that one as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.

The shop boy asked, “Okay, what are you trying to pull here? Where’s the magic?”The engineer replied, “Check in my friend’s pocket. You’ll find all three bars.”?