英語沙龍

A Materialistic Lawyer

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW， when suddenly a car came along and hit the door， ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene， the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his BMW. “Officer， look what theyve done to my BMW！”

“You lawyers are so materialistic！” retorted the office， “Youre so worried about your BMW that you didnt even notice that your left arm was ripped off！”

“Oh my God！”replied the lawyer， finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was，“Wheres my Role？”

金錢至上的律師

有一位律師剛打開他的寶馬車門，一輛車突然撞上來，把車門給撞飛了。當警察到達現場的時候，這位律師正因他的寶馬車受到的損害而痛苦地抱怨著：“警官，你瞧瞧他們對我的寶馬車做的好事！”

警官卻說：“你這樣的律師實在太金錢至上了！你只關心寶馬車，竟然沒注意到你的左手臂被撞飛了。”

“哦，我的天啊！”律師這才注意到流著血、已經沒了胳膊的左肩膀，“我的勞力士手表去哪里了？”

Words

By Madison Claire V.

Words are hornets，

ready to sting if threatened.

Leaving wounds that cannot be healed，

and scars that cannot be erased.

Words are bayonets，

leaving gashes if needed.

Never allowing their victim to flee，

always leaving pain when touched.

Words are needles，

causation is necessary.

Because they will prick whenever commanded，

leaving behind sores or temporary pain.

But words can be flowers，

sweet，

fragrant，

there to help ready when needed.

Words are teachers，

ready to teach.

Tutor and tell，

words should be used sparingly.

文字

作者：麥迪生·克萊爾·V.

文字是受到威脅，

就會叮人的大黃蜂。

留下無法愈合的創傷，

和無法消除的疤痕。

文字是刺刀，

該出手時一刀見血。

受害者無法逃脫，

并留下長久的隱痛。

文字是針，

但也不輕易使用。

有醫囑才扎人，

留下針眼或暫時的痛。

但文字也可以是鮮花，

芬芳馥郁，

怡人身心，

它們永遠在那里等你。

文字為人師，

傳道授業解惑，

訓誡啟迪引領，

文字當善用。endprint