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1.2.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 (ate) 9.


Why is a math book always unhappy?
Because it always has lots of problems.
3.4.
How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
It waves[波動;揮手示意]!

What kind of chain[鏈]is edible[可食用的]?
A food chain!
5.
How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
They stand near the fans[粉絲;風扇].

6.

Why couldn’t the basketball player listen to his music?
Because he broke a record[最高紀錄;唱片]!
7.
Why did the student take a ladder[梯子]to school?
Because he/she was going to high school!
