小屁孩日記 Diary of a Wimpy Kid

星期天Sunday

當我還小的時候，老媽每天讓我看一小時教育節目。When I was a newborn， Mom put me in front of the TV for an hour a day to watch educational videos.

我不知道這些節目到底有沒有讓我變聰明，反正我本來就足夠聰明了，我知道怎么換臺看我自己喜歡的節目。I dont know if those videos actually made me any smarter， but at least I was smart enough to figure out how to put on something I WANTED to watch.

我還搞明白了怎么把電池從搖控器拆下來，這樣就沒人能把頻道換回教育節目了。I ALSO figured out how to remove the batteries from the remote so no one could turn the educational videos back ON.

不過當你還是個嬰兒的時候，其實走不了多遠，所以我只能把電池藏在一個地方。But when youre a baby， you cant really get around a lot， so there was only one place I could hide the batteries.

老媽其實應該讓我早點下地爬爬，因為在肢體協調方面，我遠遠落后于其他孩子。當其他孩子都能坐直和滾沙發的時候，我還在努力把頭從地上抬起來。I think Mom shouldve let me crawl around on the floor more when I was little， because I was WAY behind the other kids in my playground when it came to the physical stuff. while the others were sitting up and couch surfing， I was still working on lifting my head off the ground.