The Analysis of a Tech Man

1.Hair：I woke up like this.

2.Facial Hair：varying degrees of beard growth. It is entirely enviable①enviable 英 ['env??b(?)l] 美 ['?nv??bl] adj. 值得羨慕的；引起忌妒的be void of 沒有……to go full beard.

3.Glasses：if glasses, Warby Parker. If sunglasses, RayBan.

4.Hoodie：Hoodie branded with②brand with 打上……的烙印the tech company you work for, subtly③subtly ['s?tli] adv. 精細地；巧妙地；敏銳地says "I matter".

5.Tee：A t-shirt from another startup④startup 英 [stɑ:t?p] 美 ['stɑrt'?p] n. 創業公司that implements⑤implement 英 ['?mpl?m(?)nt] 美 ['?mpl?m?nt] vt. 實施，執行；實現，使生效n. 工具，器具；手段your API⑥API：Application Program Interface應用程序界面. *Can be exchanged for a button up⑦a button up 一般的襯衫on Thursdays.

6. Wearables：A Pebble or Fitbit,tracking your steps from the Mission⑧the Mission 基于戰爭場景的視頻游戲to SOMA⑨SOMA一款燒腦的科幻恐怖游戲.

7.Messenger bag: though practical and smart, messenger bags should be labeled as to not get accidentally swapped⑩get swapped 調包at a company happy hour. *Same applies for Swiss Army backpacks.

8.Jeans：These dark wash jeans are void①enviable 英 ['env??b(?)l] 美 ['?nv??bl] adj. 值得羨慕的；引起忌妒的be void of 沒有……of dirt or any evidence of outdoor use.

9.Sneakers：these bad boys broadcast both your fi nancial success and ability to still keep it real.

10.Fixie：fi xie, because engineers don’t need gears.