A Dollar Bill or Two Quarters
2022-11-08 12:41:04
英語世界 2022年7期
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,“This is the dumbest kid in the world.Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other,then calls the boy over and asks,“Which do you want,son?”
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” says the barber.
“That kid never learns!”
Later,when the customer leaves,he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.“Hey,son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licks his cone and replies,“Because the day I take the dollar,the game is over!”
