牙癢整蠱王 噴飯短信園

牙癢整蠱王

Mentalism: \"I say that you are the pig， so you are the pig.\" Materialism: \"Because you are the pig， I say that you are the pig.\" In one word—you are the pig

唯心主義說：“我說你是豬，你就是豬。”唯物主義說：“因為你是豬，所以我說你是豬。”總之一句話——你是豬。

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Sorts of pig: Domesticated pig is supported in home; Wild pig lives in the mountain; Stupid pig is laughing; Gormmless pig will get angry; Dead pig won't call me back.

豬的種類：養在家里的是家豬；生在山中的是野豬；聽這信息的是蠢豬；如果在笑是傻豬；如果生氣是笨豬；不回電話是死豬。

Who say I am cockeyed？ I just make the line of sight concentrate in order to revise my viewpoints of things in the past.

誰說我是斗雞眼？我只是把視線集中在一點以改變我以往對事物的看法。

噴飯短信園

Two drunkards were driving a car wildly.

A: Look Out! There is abrupt turning ahead. B: What? Couldn't it be said that it is you who is driving the car?

兩個醉漢駕著汽車狂奔。

A：小心點！前面是急轉彎。B：什么？不是你在開車嗎？

\"Don't call me again tonight. Yesterday you've made four calls.\" \"O.K. Please remember， if it does not ring， that's me.\"

“今晚別再給我打電話。昨晚你打了4次。”“好吧。請記住：電話鈴不響，就是我。\"

An ant saw an elephant on the road. He buried himself in the soil and left just one leg out. A rabbit asked surprisingly for the reason. Ant: \"Shhh...Keep silent! I'll make him stumble!\"

一只螞蟻在路上看見一頭大象，螞蟻鉆到土里，只有一條腿露在外面。兔子驚異地問為什么這么做。螞蟻說：“噓，別出聲！我絆他一跟頭！”

◆編輯：Cola