幽默四則

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Its Not a Picture

A middle-aged couple went to the gallery. The wife, who was nearsighted, stood before a big picture of a womans image and cried out, “Dear me, how could a woman be so ugly?”

“Dont be so fussy,” said the husband. “Its not a picture. Its a mirror!”

這不是一幅畫

一對中年夫婦去畫廊看畫展。妻子近視，站在一個大幅女人肖像前叫了起來，“天哪，一個女人咋能丑成這樣？”

“別大驚小怪的，”丈夫說，“這不是一幅畫，是一面鏡子！”

Im the Dead Donkeys Father

A traffic accident happened in a small town, and the place is crowded by many people.

A man, who liked watching very much, came late. He could see nothing because he stood behind. Suddenly he had a good idea and then he cried, “Let me in, please. Im his father!” The other people were surprised, and stepped back in order to let him in. When he entered in and saw clearly, he couldnt say a word: A DEAD DONKEY WAS LYING ON THE GROUND.

我是死去驢子的父親

小鎮上發生了一起交通事故，很多人圍觀。

一個很喜歡圍觀的人來遲了。因為站得靠后，他什么也看不到。突然他計上心來，喊道：“讓我進去，勞駕。我是他父親！” 其他人很吃驚，向后退了退讓他進去。進去后他才看個清楚，他無語了：一頭死驢子躺在地上。

I Have Turned It Over

A woman said to her husband, “Dear, look at our sheet! Its too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”

The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I dont think its necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?”

His wife was very angry at this. “How lazy you are!” she shouted. “To tell you the truth, I turned it over last week.”

我才把它翻過來

女人對她丈夫說，“親愛的，瞧瞧我們的床單！太臟了。你能現在去把它洗洗嗎？”

男人看看床單，然后想了一會兒，說，“我覺得沒必要。我們可以翻過來用。你說好嗎？”

妻子聽著這話憤怒不已。“你真是懶豬！” 她咆哮。“跟你說實話，我上周才把它翻過來。”