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The Absent-minded Professor

An absent-minded professor was lecturing on anatomy.

“To show you more clearly what I mean， I have here a parcel with a dissected frog. I want you to examine it very carefully.”

The professor unwrapped the parcel and saw that it contained two sandwiches and a hard-boiled egg. Astonished， the professor said， “I’m sure I have eaten my lunch， but where is the frog？”

心不在焉的教授

一位粗心的教授正在上解剖課。

“為了讓你們更清楚地理解我所講的內容，這個包里有一只解剖了的青蛙，你們要仔細地觀察。”

教授打開包，里面竟是兩個三明治和一個熟雞蛋。教授十分驚訝：“我肯定已經吃過午飯了，可是那只青蛙哪兒去了呢？”

Waste or Save?

Father :Oh，Jack， you have slept the whole morning. Don’t you know you are wasting time？

Jack: Yes， Dad. But I’ve saved you a meal， haven’t I？

浪費還是節約

父親：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎？

杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我還給您節省了一頓飯呢，是不是？

Two Attorneys

Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them， “You can’t eat your own sandwiches here!”

The attorneys looked at each other， shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

兩個律師

兩個律師走進一個餐廳，要了兩杯飲料，從包中拿出三明治開始吃起來。餐廳老板走過來警告說：“你們不能在這里吃自己的三明治。”

兩個律師對看了一眼，聳聳肩，然后交換了手中的三明治。