雙語校園幽默

Two Birds

Teacher: Here are two birds，one is a swallow，the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which？

Student:I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow，and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

兩只鳥

老師：這兒有兩只鳥，一只是燕子，另一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀呢？

學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老師：請說說看。

學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

The Fish Net

“Can you tell me

what fish net is made

of，Ann？”asked the

teacher .

“A lot of little holes

tied together with strings.”

replied the little girl.

新老師

9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。

“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎？”媽媽問。

“我不喜歡。因為她說3加3等于6，可后來她又說2加4也等于6……”

漁 網(wǎng)

“你能告訴我漁網(wǎng)是用什么做的嗎，安？”老師問道。

“把許多小孔用繩子拴在一起就成漁網(wǎng)了。”

小女孩回答道。

The New Teacher

George comes

from school on the first ofSeptember.

“George，how did you like your new teacher？”asked his mother.

“I didn't like her.Because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and

four were six，too……”