Humorous Quotations About Language
Learning English was like moving from one darkened house to another on a starless night during a strike of candle makers and torchbearers.
-Vladimir Nabokov
The one phrase that is imperative to know in every foreign language is, “My friend will pay.”
-Alan Whicker
The most beautiful words in the English language are, “Cheque enclosed.”
-Dorothy Parker
The worst words in the English language are, “We have to talk.”
-Jerry Seinfeld
Slang is language that takes off its coat, roll up its sleeves, spits on its hands, and goes to work.
-Carl Sandburg
“Fragile” is usually interpreted by postal workers as “please throw underarm.”
-Harry Hershfield
She speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say “no” in any of them.
-Dorothy Parker
I don’t speak French. But I do kiss that way.
-Frank Drebin