牙癢整蠱王 噴飯短信園

牙癢整蠱王

上聯：看背影急煞千軍萬馬，下聯：轉過頭嚇退各路諸侯，橫批：我的媽呀!

The first line of a couplet on a scroll: looking at the view of back， a vast host of infantry and cavalry were irritated; The second line of the couplet: turning around the head， dukes and princes under different emperors were frightened to withdraw. The horizontal scroll: My God!

晨曦出現的第一縷陽光是我對你深深的祝福，夕陽收起的最后一抹嫣紅是我對你忠心的問候：\"你好嗎，小傻瓜？\"

The first sunray in the morning is my deepest blessing to you; the last ray of the setting sun is my best greeting to you: \"How are you， little fool?\"

“親愛的，請你仍個硬幣問上帝，我愛不愛你。如果是正面，那就代表我愛你，如果是反面，那……那……難道上帝也會錯？”

\"My honey， toss a coin to ask the God whether I love you or not. Front side stands for yes， in case it is the reverse side， that...that...the God must have made a mistake.\"

噴飯短信園

老師：“如果我左手拿著7個蘋果，右手拿著8個蘋果，那么可以得出……”

同學：“好大一雙手。”

Teacher: \"If my left hand has seven apples， and my right hand has eight apples， you can deduce a conclusion from the facts that... \"

Student: \"A pair of great hand.\"

女：“完了，沒想到丘比特射中了我。”

男：“丘比特哪個學校的，告訴我，我去教訓他，敢動我女朋友。”

Girl: “Oh， it's unimaginable! Cupid has shot me！”

Boy: “Where does Cupid study ? Tell me. I'll teach him a lesson and see how dare he touch my gril.”

“你頭上的包是怎么回事？”“我看到大廈門口有個告示，因為我近視，于是就湊過去看。”“告示上說什么？”“小心：門向外開！”

\"Why did you get a swelling on your head?\" \" I saw a notice on the building gate. Because I am near-sighted， I went close to it to read this notice.\" \"What did it say?\" \"Be careful: the gate is open outwards！\"

◆編輯：Cola