幽默放送

我把丈夫變成了百萬富翁

“我把丈夫變成了一個百萬富翁。”一個女人告訴她的朋友。

“那他結(jié)婚前是什么樣的呢?”朋友問。

“那時他是個千萬富翁。”

I Made My Husband A Millionaire

A woman was telling her friend， \"it is I who made my husband a millionaire.\"

\"And what was he before you mar-ried him?\" asked the friend.

The woman replied， \"A billionaire.\"

誰愚蠢

一個老師在對學生們講心理學，“誰認為自己蠢就站起來?”她一開始就說。

小約翰尼站了起來。

“你認為你很蠢嗎，小約翰尼?”老師問。

“不是的，老師，我只是不喜歡看你一個人站著。”

Who is Stupid?

A teacher was trying to make use of her psy-chology courses. She started her class by saying，\"Everyone who thinks you're stupid， stand up!\"Little Johnny then stood up.

The teacher said， \"Do you think you're stupid，Johnny?\"

\"No， ma'am， but I hate to see you standingthere all by yourself!\"

丟失的錢包

一個女人丟了手提包，有一個誠實的小孩撿到后交還給了她。她看了看錢包，說：“嗯，這么有趣，我丟的時候里面是一張20美元，現(xiàn)在成了20張一美元。”

“沒錯，夫人。”小男孩立刻回答道，“上次我撿到錢包時，那位夫人沒有零錢獎賞給我。”

Lost Purse

A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse， she commented， \"Hmmm

That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills.\"

The boy quickly replied， \"That's right， lady. The last time I found a lady's purse， she didn't have any change for a reward.\"

如果我是一個經(jīng)理

一天課上，老師要同學們以“如果我是一個經(jīng)理”為題寫一篇作文。

所有的學生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。老師走過去問他為什么不寫。

“我在等我的秘書。”那孩子答道。

If I Am a Manager

One day in class， the teacher assigned his stu-dents to write a composition:\"if I Am a Manager\".

All the students began to write except a boy.The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

\"I am waiting for my secretary，\" was the boy'sanswer.