Secret For a Long Life
2010-04-12 00:00:00
課外閱讀 2010年8期
A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
\"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look，\" she says. \"What's your secret for a long， happy life?\"
\"I smoke three packs a day， drink a case of whiskey a week， eat fatty foods and never，ever exercise.\"
\"Wow， that's amazing，\" says the woman. \"How old are you?\"
\"Twenty-six ?\"
長壽秘訣
一位女士走向坐在門廊的椅子上搖動的小老頭。
“我無意中發現，你是多么幸福，”那女士說，“你幸福而長壽的秘密是什么?”
“我每天抽三包煙，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且從來不曾鍛煉。”
“哦，真神奇，”女士說，“你高壽?”
“二十六。”
