歪國仁如何看待中國男士幫女士拎包

文Murray Greig

歪國仁如何看待中國男士幫女士拎包

Purse Strings， GuysIt's Time to Cut Those

文Murray Greig

Where I come from Canadian northwest—there are only two acceptable reasons for a man to carry his lady's purse: 1) she is holding a baby (preferably his); 2) she is holding a gun.

End of discussion.

But take a stroll through any Beijing shopping mall or trendy hutong, and you will quickly discover the exact opposite holds true here.

Y ou'll see veritable legions of young men enthusiastically contorting themselves into pathetic①pathetic 英 ［p?'θet?k］ 美 ［p?'θ?t?k］ adj. 可憐的，悲哀的；感傷的；乏味的 同義詞：poor ， sad ， melting ， stupid"I suppose every filmmaker has the naive， even pathetic dream that his film could be the one that finally stopsa war， " said Maoz., panting pack mules ... weighed down by backpacks and 1 0-gallon Prada purses while their sweethearts sashay alongside, texting on their cellphones.

Trust me, young Chinese men. I'm riding into the sunset now, and I have no desire to see you succumb②②succumb 英 ［s?'k?m］ 美 ［s?'k?m］ 短語succumb to 屈服于；死于；屈從；屈從于 Most of us are known to succumb to persuasion through the media.to the same insidious social malaise that has infected much of North America over the past decade.

A lthough I couldn't understand a word, a recent CCTV docudrama about the life of Genghis Khan was mesmerizing in its sweeping③sweeping 英 ［'swi?p??］ 美 ［'swip??］ adj. 徹底的；廣泛的；掃蕩的 Sweeping Day 清明節(jié) 原形：sweep英 ［swi?p］ 美 ［swip］vt. 掃除；猛拉；撣去 sweep away 清除；一掃而空 sweep off 大量清除；拂去；掃去；掃清portrayal of the great conqueror as the ultimate A ssertive Man - and not once was he depicted toting his concubine's saddlebag.

So make a solemn resolution for 2016, guys: Cut those purse strings, and watch more TV. No need to thank me. Your salvation is my reward.

我來自加拿大西北部在我們那里只有在兩種情況下男士才會為女士拎包：1.她懷里抱著孩子（如果是他的最好）；2.她拿著一把槍。

沒有其他商量的余地。

但當(dāng)你在北京逛商場或者胡同里溜達(dá)，你很快會發(fā)現(xiàn)在幫女士拎包方面跟我們那里截然不同。

你會看到大批充滿活力的年輕男生總是積極地爭做可憐的驢子，背上背著沉重的雙肩包和大大的Prada包，而他們旁邊的女友邊走邊扭地在手機(jī)上發(fā)著信息。

中國的男士們，相信我！我年紀(jì)已經(jīng)很大啦可能離開中國之后就再也不回來啦，但是我不希望看到你們也陷入令人不舒服的社會怪癖之中，就跟北美大部分地區(qū)在過去10年里所經(jīng)歷的一樣。

盡管我一句話也不懂，但是最近中央電視臺播出的關(guān)于成吉思汗的紀(jì)錄片里描述了成吉思汗作為一位堅(jiān)毅勇敢的偉大征服者的戎馬一生，里面就一次也沒出現(xiàn)過他背著侍妾的鞍囊的畫面。

所以，男士們，從2016年開始，不要再為身邊的女士拎包啦，還是多看點(diǎn)電視吧！不用謝我，你對自己的救贖就是對我的獎勵。