Sir，what 啊 Nice Hobby You Have 老師，原來你竟然有這個愛好

When l graduated from colbge and came here for an interv iew.The boss said to me：“A lthough We Won't pay you a bt. you can grow up very fast.W hich is im portant for young m en like you.”He didn't Iie. Two years later. l bok like a forty-year-oblm an now.

我剛大學畢業來這家公司面試的時候，老板語重心長地對我說：“雖然工資不高，但是你可以在這里獲得快速的成長，這對年輕人來說是最重要的。”兩年過去了，老板沒有騙我，我看起來已經像四十歲的人了。

A fter getting her driv ing license.my mother Went to practice driv ing.How ever. her car Went out of power at the Cross ing.Without any energy. she could only Watch the traffic light turning from green to red. and then to green again.A fter a bng While.a traffic police got im patient and came over. then asked：“what's wrong？You don't like the cobr of the light？”

老媽剛考完駕照，第二天出去練車時，在十字路口突然熄火了，看著紅燈變綠燈，綠燈變紅燈，就是走不了。過了好一陣孑，旁邊的交警終于不耐煩了，走過來問了句：“怎么了？沒你喜歡的顏色嗎？”

l used to believe l Would definitely got acceptance letter from Hogw arts When l turn 12. Hence.l copied down all the spells in Harry Potter and tried to mem orize allof them. I thought l could be a good student ever Since then...

曾經一直以為我12歲的時候一定能收到霍格沃茨的錄取通知書，為此，我還把《哈利·波特》里出現的所有咒語都抄下來并背了下來，以為這樣就能贏在起跑線上……

A colege professor likes to listen to buddhist music When he grades papers.Once.a student asked him：“Sir.What a nice hobby you have！”The professor answ ered in a sad voice： “lf l don't listen to this kind of music. allyou guys Willfaill”

一大學教授批改試卷時總喜歡聽一些音樂，特別是佛教的音樂，幾乎每次都會聽。一天，班長好奇地問了句：“老師，原來你有這個愛好呀！”老師悲憤地說：“我要是不聽這個，你們就全部不及格。”

lf you post a selfie. som ebody is sure to com ment that it boks bad. However. if you persist in posting selfies every day. nobody Willsay that anym ore. because they might have already de leted you.

如果你發自拍，一定會有人很不客氣地說丑。可是只要堅持發，每天發，就不會再有人這么說了，因為他們已經把你刪了。——自拍

lused to think it was only a sbgan to say “sleeep early. get up early and you'Ilhave a good health”.Now l finaly understand that they are actually three Wishes.-Netizens clim it is a common phenom enon.

我小時候以為，“早睡早起身體好”是一句口號。長大后才明白，是三個愿望！一有網友稱此現象較為普遍

l stopped at an old vendor's food trailfo r soy mik and dough sticks this momng. Then a city inspecto r came up and picked up a dough stick to eat Without sayng anyth.ng to the oid vendor. The latter said nothing too but kept sm iling at him.1 hated to see such bulies so lw ent to beat that City inspector.Then the Old man came up to me and shouted： “what's wrong with you？ Why did you do this to my son？”

今天早上在街邊看到一個大爺在賣豆漿油條，我便買了一些坐在那里吃著。這時，來了一個城管，他來到大爺的小攤前，連聲招呼都不打拿起油條就吃，老大爺沒說話，只是笑著。我最看不慣城管欺負老人了，火暴脾氣馬上來了。我上去三拳兩腳就把城管撂倒了。大爺不住地喊：“你有病呀！