我在數學卷上寫下一個解字

My friend took his daughter, who was preparing for College Entrance Examination, to a Buddhist temple to make a wish. And she wished that Wang Junkai could do well in the College Entrance Examination…

朋友帶他要高考的女兒去寺廟里許愿，結果她許的愿望是：祝王俊凱高考成功……

If I had done a great job in my College Entrance Examination back then, maybe I could be a decent civil servant. or a doctor, or a 1awyer now. But the reality is, I'm just an uncultured boss off a real estate company.

如果我當年高考爭點氣，或許我也能當上體面的公務員、醫生或者律師，而不是像現在這樣，成了一個沒有文化的房地產老板。

Soon you'll realize that College Entrance Examination is very important. At 1east, it can determine in which city you we going to play King of Glory. You should do your best because a big city has fantastic internet speed．

很快你們會明白，高考很重要，最起碼它可以決定你在哪個城市打《王者榮耀》，一定要好好考，大城市網速快。

A couple made a deal after the College Entrance Examination to apply for the same university. In September, one went to Lanzhou University and the other went to Nanjing University．

一對情侶考完試商量好了報同一所學校，9月份開學的時候，—個去了蘭大，—個去了南大。

I was chatting with my classmate in our canteen the other day. I said: "If the composition of the College Entrance Examination requires an introduction of China to foreigners, square dance and panda must be include, and don't forget about foods" "Maybe there will be high—speed rail or Alipay." The seniors who were sitting next to us laughed at us, but now, I guess they are deadly embarrassed．

那天在食堂里和同學瞎扯。我：今年高考作文要是讓寫什么給外國人介紹中國的，肯定有廣場舞和熊貓。吃的絕對不能少。搞不好還有高鐵和支付寶。當時同桌吃飯的高三學姐嘲笑我們，現在估計她們想死的心都有了。

I wrote down the word "Answer" confidently on my Math paper and then... nothing．

我在數學卷上信心滿滿地寫下一個“解”，然后就沒有然后了。

Have you realized that the more nervous you get in the exam room, the more lyrics pop into your head?

有沒有發現在考場上越緊張，想起來的歌詞越多？

"When I was answering the Blanks and the Choice Questions，I was thinking about whether to go to 21l universities or 985 universities，but when I was answering the big questions and problems, I was thinking about whether to go to New East Cuisine Education or Lanxiang Senior Technical School."

做填空題和選擇題時考慮是讀211還是985，做后面大題時考慮是去新東方還是去藍翔。