Unexpected Answers I
2017-10-12 07:23:46一沁供稿
瘋狂英語·初中天地 2017年10期
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Fun Time/輕松一刻
Unexpected Answers I
意想不到的回答（一）
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Q: What happened when a fish became famous?
A: He turned into a star fish[海星].
Q: What is a bee that can’t make up his mind?
A: A maybe.
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhi was four years old.
Q: What did the red light say to the green light?
A: Don’t look. I’m changing!
Teacher: Today, we’re going to talk about the tenses[時態]. Now, if I say “I am beautiful,” which tense is it?
Student: Obviously[顯然地]it’s the past tense.
