That’s Why!
2018-01-24 05:09:11一沁供稿
瘋狂英語·初中天地 2018年1期
一沁供稿
1.
A:Why do you take baths in milk?
B:I can’t find a cow tall enough for a shower.
2.
One day, two thieves stolea bunch
of[一堆]money from a house.
First Thief:Let us count the money we have stolen.
Second Thief:Leave! Why to count and waste our time? We can see it in the newspaper tomorrow.
3.
Father:Which one do you love more? Me or Mommy?
Son:I love you both.
Father:Very well. Let’s say, if I went to France and Mommy went to Japan, which country will you go to?
Son:Japan.
Father:See, that you love Mommy more than me?
Son:No. I just want to visit Japan.
Father:Very well. Let’s say, if I went to Japan and Mommy went to France, which country will you go to?
Son:France.
Father:See?
Son:No. It’s just because I have already visited Japan.
4.
Teacher:What makes you see?
Bob:My eyes, my nose and my ears.Teacher:True for the eyes but why for your ears and nose?
Bob:They’re to hold my glasses!
