Easter Fun
2018-09-12 08:07:44未幾供稿
瘋狂英語·初中天地 2018年4期
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Q: What do you call abunny[小兔子]with a large brain?
A: Anegghead[蛋頭，書呆子].
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
A: It mightcrack up[大笑，損壞]!
Q: Why are youstuffing[塞滿，填滿]all
that Easter candy into your mouth?
A: Because it doesn’t taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.
Q: Did you hear about the farmer who
fed crayons to his chickens?
A: He wanted them to lay colourful eggs!
Q: Why did the Easter bunnyshave off[剃掉，刮去]hisfur[皮，毛皮]?
A:Global warming[全球變暖]!
Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
[h?lk] n. 綠巨人浩克lizard ['l?z?d] n. [動]蜥蜴
sloth [sl??θ] n. 樹懶u=youpls=pleaseurself=yourself
filthy ['f?lθ?] adj. 不潔的，污穢的
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