Jokes笑話
2019-09-10 07:22:44
閱讀(快樂(lè)英語(yǔ)高年級(jí)) 2019年10期
Teacher：David, why don’t you wash your face?
I can see your breakfast from this morning.
David：What was it?
Teacher：Eggs.
David：Wrong! I ate eggs yesterday. Today’s breakfast was chicken.
A：I had an operation. But the doctor left a sponge in me.
B：That’s terrible! Do you have any pain?
A：No, but I am always thirsty!
