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Broke Tourist Slaps Cop To Get Himself Deported驅(qū)逐出境

瑞典一游客花光旅費(fèi)，扇警察耳光求遣返

A tourist who ran out of money while on holiday in Malta has been accused[控告] of slapping a police officer in an effort to get a free flight home.

Police said the 24-year-old man walked into a police station in the town of Marsa， demanded[要求] to be deported and attacked[攻擊] two officers after he was told it wouldnt be possible.

The broke traveller hoped by getting arrested[逮捕] he would be deported from the archipelago[群島] in the Mediterranean Sea[地中海]， Malta[馬爾他].

The incident occurred after Gambian[岡比亞的]-born James John Konteh， who holds a Swedish passport， blew[花光] all of his 1，500 spending money， the newspaper reported.

He has been charged with assaulting[襲擊] a police officer， disobeying[違反] police orders， causing slight injuries to police officers， disturbing the peace[擾亂治安] and causing criminal damage[刑事?lián)p害] to a police car.

旅游時(shí)，花錢真心如流水。不管再怎么告誡自己不該花的錢不要亂花，到最后你還是會(huì)沖動(dòng)地買下一大堆“戰(zhàn)利品”、享用了不少當(dāng)?shù)孛朗郴蚴峭媪瞬簧俑顿M(fèi)項(xiàng)目。當(dāng)然，一般情況下，我們會(huì)預(yù)留回家的路費(fèi)。但最近有一個(gè)24歲的瑞典小伙，他到馬爾他共和國旅游時(shí)，把1500歐元（折合人民幣10337.25元）的旅費(fèi)都給敗光了，沒錢買機(jī)票回國。走投無路之下，機(jī)智的小伙想出了一個(gè)免費(fèi)回國的新招數(shù)——闖進(jìn)警局，要求警察將他遣返，得知“不可能”之后，他居然啪啪啪甩了警察幾個(gè)巴掌，順便踢壞警車后視鏡，然后……成功被遣返。就是這么簡(jiǎn)單粗暴！不過童鞋們可別效仿，因?yàn)槌晒貒拇鷥r(jià)可是“襲警、不服警方命令、輕微傷害警察、毀損警車及違反公共秩序”等五項(xiàng)罪名的拘留審判。雖然我敬你是條漢子，但壯士你干完這一票，以后還能出國嗎？

You Can Sell Your Poop糞便For $13，000 a Year

捐便便，一年可賺13000美元

The company， OpenBiome， is willing to pay as much as $250 for a weeks worth of donations[捐贈(zèng)] of healthy stool[糞便] samples， or $13，000 a year， according to The Washington Post.

However， donors[捐贈(zèng)人] need to make it through rounds of questioning and stool testing to make the cut. Over the last four years， only 4 percent of interested donors have make the grade， co-founder Mark Smith told WaPo.

The sample is used to treat patients who are sick with infections[傳染病] of a bacteria[細(xì)菌] called C. difficile[艱難梭狀芽胞桿菌]. It is taken in frozen form via endoscopy[內(nèi)窺鏡檢查] or swallowed capsules[膠囊].

OpenBiome has already shipped about 2，000 treatments[治療] to nearly 200 hospitals in the U.S.， according to The Post. “Youre usually helping three or four patients out with each sample， and we keep track of[記錄] that and let you know，” Smith said.

美國第一家“便便銀行”O(jiān)penBiome近日向社會(huì)提供了一個(gè)新興職業(yè)——“排糞人”。這家非營利性機(jī)構(gòu)正在為醫(yī)院收集健康便便，用于治療感染“艱難梭菌”的重病患者。每年約有50萬人感染上艱難梭菌，3萬人因此死亡。治療這種感染最有效的方式就是糞便微生物移植法，通俗地說就是把別人的便便塞進(jìn)患者的那啥里（⊙□⊙不要問我那啥是哪里！！！）。每周至少去那里拉四次，一次40美元，如果每周拉到五次，另有50美元獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)！哇塞！這錢也忒好賺，掐指一算，靠賣“翔”（網(wǎng)絡(luò)用語中“屎”的代稱）你一年最多可以賺13000美元（折合人民幣80653.3元），還能救人一命，簡(jiǎn)直是最佳職業(yè)。人到翔到錢到，好想去便便銀行自由飛翔！等等，你以為誰都能去賣翔的嗎？人家有嚴(yán)格的篩選標(biāo)準(zhǔn)的，通過率只有4%，絕對(duì)的健康好翔。而且人家便便銀行說了：“目前我們的捐贈(zèng)團(tuán)隊(duì)已經(jīng)滿員，他們都很賣力。”聽到?jīng)]有，他們很“賣力”。看來，你只能“心飛翔”了。