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The big sissy

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed．

The boy asked with a tremor in his voice，“Mommy，will you sleep with me tonight ？”

The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug． “I can' t，dear．” She said．“I have to sleep in Daddy's room．”

Along silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice：“The big sissy．”

大膽小鬼

一個(gè)夏季的晚上，雷雨大作，母親讓小男孩上床鉆進(jìn)被窩。

孩子聲音顫抖地問：“媽咪，你今晚可以陪我睡嗎？”

母親笑著，擁抱一下小孩安慰說，“親愛的，不可以。我得睡在爸爸的房間。”

男孩突然顫著聲音說道：“你是個(gè)大膽小鬼！”

Special Wish

Pupil: Wish I had been born 1000 years ago!

Teacher: Why is that?

Pupil: Just think of all the history that I wouldn't have to learn.

特殊的希望

學(xué)生：真希望我1000年前就出生了！

老師：為什么？

學(xué)生：想想吧，我再也不用學(xué)那么些歷史知識(shí)了。