三個愿望

Three Wishes

A postdoctor， a graduate student， and their profes-sor are taking a walk outdoors during lunch when they come upon an old brass lamp. They pick it up and dust it off. Poof! Out pops a genie!

\"Thank you for releasing me from my lamp-prison，\" he says， \"I can grant you three wishes——one for each of you\"

The postdoctor thinks a moment， and then she says，\"I'd like to be out sailing a Yacht across the Pacific， racing before the wind， with a crew of totally buffed- out， gorgeous guys.\"

\"It is done，\" says the Genie， and Pool! The postdocdor disappears.

The graduate student thinks a moment and says， \"I'd like to be riding my Harley with a gang of beautiful women， throughout the American Southwest.\"

\"It is done ， \"says the Genie ，and Poof! The graduate student disappears.

The professor looks at where the other two had been standing and rubs his chin in thought. Then， he tells the Genie， \"I'd like those two back in lab after lunch.\"

三個愿望

午餐時分，一個博士后、一個研究生和他們的教授在戶外散步時碰巧發(fā)現(xiàn)了一盞舊黃銅燈。他們把它撿起來，拂去上面的灰塵，“噗”地從中蹦出一個妖怪。

“為了感謝你們把我從這燈牢里釋放出來”，他說，“我將成全你們一人一個愿望”。

博士后想了一會說：“我想駕一艘快艇和一群帥呆的男人們頂風(fēng)競賽，橫越太平洋”。

“你的愿望已經(jīng)實現(xiàn)了。”那妖怪一說完，“噗”地一聲博士后不見了。

研究生想了一會說：“我想開著我的Harley車和一群漂亮非凡的女人穿越美國西南部。”

“你的愿望已經(jīng)實現(xiàn)了。”那妖怪一說完，“噗”地一聲，研究生不見了。

那教授看了看剛才兩個學(xué)生站的地方，摸了摸下巴沉思著，然后告訴妖怪說：“我想要他們倆午餐后回到實驗室來。”